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Funny story:  Obama Denounces Libyan Leadership

Obama Denounces Libyan Leadership

In his most strongly worded statement yet on the turmoil in North Africa president Obama made the position of the United States very clear today in a speech from the oval office to the press. The United States has finally come to terms with this situation and cannot sit idly by while so many innocent people suffer. We cannot continue to put up with More and More Grafitti. People have started...
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Funny story:  The Rise and Fall of the Funicians

The Rise and Fall of the Funicians

Funicia was an ancient civilization centered in upstate New York in the Catskill mountains known for an appreciation for a fun and frivolous but not excessively hedonistic lifestyle. While ancient comedians often did their routines from a sitting or reclining position the Funicians revolutionized comedy by presenting it from a standing position. Famous Funician comics include Shecky Green, Buddy H...
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Funny story:  The Spoof.com Rules

The Spoof.com Rules

Mark Lowton esquire, being of sound mind and body and an honourable man I can vouchsafe for has seen to it that all writers will benefit mutually from following similar rules for one and for all as penned by a man of good character and stature yours truly below. These Rules of the Spoof.com henceforth will no doubt provide a level playing field for new and old, male and female and those multi-l...
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Funny story:  Below Decks Chapter 27 - The Stimulus Package Tour

Below Decks Chapter 27 - The Stimulus Package Tour

Captain Morse scowled as he reviewed his 401k's, he realized the fatal mistake he had made converting his booty and doubloons into US currency, what had once been riches fit for a king to retire on in the shores of South Carolina were now but worthless paper. "What a fool I have been, what kind of pirate would base his retirement based on a participant-directed plans. I should have stuck with g...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Woman Drops a Plate

Isle of Wight News - Ventnor Woman Drops a Plate

Marjorie Stevens 67, of 10 Bettsworth Crescent, is reported to have dropped a plate yesterday. "It was everyday, not Royal Doulton, hardly news really." "I don't see what all the fuss is about, it was just a plate, now it's broken to bits, I suppose you could blame the hardwood floor if you wanted to but I'm just as well to blame, carelessness is what caused it, carelessness." "I was putt...
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Funny story:  Chapter 23 - Maj. Gen. Jaggedone's Quest

Chapter 23 - Maj. Gen. Jaggedone's Quest

"Come along now!" Maj. Gen. Jaggedone shouted as his band of irregulars waded ashore gasping. "We have much work to do to seek out and find the Great Somnambulist of Lancashire, we must not tarry in our quest." Veterans Captain Morse and Private Birbee nodded gravely to each other in agreement and cried back in one voice. "You can be sure that we will follow you Gen. Maj. Jaggedone as you...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Meltdown Occurs at Ventnor Dairy

Isle of Wight News - Meltdown Occurs at Ventnor Dairy

Residents of Ventnor were evacuated to Shanklin and Sandown this morning as the Favourable Dairy experienced a meltdown. The meltdown is reported to have occurred due to an operator in the control booth falling asleep during the night shift causing cooling rods in the butter vat to overheat causing a chain reaction in the butter which quickly escalated into an out of control critical situation...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Excitement at Record Levels

Isle of Wight News - Excitement at Record Levels

Newport - Tourism Director Terrence Knight was excited to announce results of an excitement poll today indicating that excitement here on the island is at record levels." "I am sure I can speak for all islanders that this is the most exciting news we have had in some time now." While the poll indicates that excitement is at high levels no indication was given as to what was behind all the ex...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Evil Medieval to Jump Beatty Creek

Isle of Wight News - Evil Medieval to Jump Beatty Creek

Cowes - Local daredevil Evil Medieval plans on resurrecting his career this weekend by attempting to jump the Carrollton Branch of Beatty Creek in a "State-of-the art" wooden ox-cart. A heavy timber carpenter from Rookley, Medieval rocketed to fame in the 1950's when he broke the Isle of Wight land speed record for ox-carts by shaving three days off of the passage from Freshwater to Sandown mai...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Crime on the Rise

Isle of Wight News - Crime on the Rise

Whippingham - Longtime resident and community leader Marjorie Givens 67 of 2 Bettsworth has made an appointment to meet with Mayor Shovel regarding what she calls a "alarming increase in crime." "Just last week I woke up in the morning to find that someone had overturned my birdbath and pulled down my Guernsey Cream clematis. Constable Millington tried to tell me it was probably the neighbor's...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - top Signs to be Installed

Isle of Wight News - top Signs to be Installed

Whippingham - Mayor Tom Shovel and Council voted unanimously last night to install traffic control signs at all major intersections of roads in town. The signs will be octagonal in shape and red in colour to attract attention. Mayor Shovel said "The increase in tourist traffic in the summer in combination with an increase in visitors from Ryde has put a strain on our roadways. The new traffic...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Resident Protests Sex Shop

Isle of Wight News - Resident Protests Sex Shop

Whippingham - Longtime resident and community leader Marjorie Givens 67 of 2 Bettsworth has protested to Mayor Shovel and Council that the Gilded Lily Flower Shop that recently opened is operating as a sex shop. "This is the last thing that Whippingham needs to distract the youth of our community and give our town a bad name for tourists. I have seen men and women as young as forty and fifty wa...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Road Closed Due to Abandoned Boot

Isle of Wight News - Road Closed Due to Abandoned Boot

Newport police spokeswoman Amber Alert has announced that the road between Whippingham and Ryde has been closed due to the discovery of a men's work boot on the tarmac near Binstead. The boot is a tan leather full lace-up possibly with a steel toe estimated to be size 10. Alert says "the roadway was closed immediately upon receiving report of the boot and barricades put up". A door-to-door s...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Garlic Festival to include Marathon

Isle of Wight News - Garlic Festival to include Marathon

Whippinham Mayor Tom Shovel has announced that this year the Isle of Wight Marathon will be combined with the Isle of Wight Garlic Festival providing added excitement, "The marathon has grown like a clove of garlic with twice as many runners in it last year as there were a decade ago." "We attribute the rise in popularity of the marathon with expanding the event to take place over a two week pe...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Self-Serve Checkout Line Problems

Isle of Wight News - Self-Serve Checkout Line Problems

While bringing a welcome touch of modernity to town the brand new high tech self-service checkout line at the Trashco supermarket on Asda has encountered problems. Store manager, Reg Jobsworth says "We are pretty high on the new system and are still sorting out the bugs but believe the new hi-tech self service checkout line will ultimately save our customers money by reducing the cost of labour...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

Isle of Wight News - Annual Beauty Pageant Winner Named

Newchurch - Local beauties paraded this week in the annual Garlic Festival beauty pageant. The pageant has been a source of controversy at it is now being held only every other year causing some to complain that it should not be advertised as an annual event. Mayor Tom Shovel defends the practice as not being untruthful as the Garlic Festival continues to be an annual event. "The Annual...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Psychiatric Patient Walks Out of Local Hospital

Isle of Wight News - Psychiatric Patient Walks Out of Local Hospital

A psychiatric patient walked out of a local hospital unchallenged and was not missed for several hours, the Wig Standard can reveal. Ian Jenkins 47 walked out of Seven Acres psychiatric hospital just after midday on Monday June 28 after being granted Section 17 leave. Island Police immediately launched a manhunt asking members of the public not to approach Jenkins due to his mental state but...
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Funny story:  The Collaboration Part 5 - Two-Bits for Tibet

The Collaboration Part 5 - Two-Bits for Tibet

"I think we srafe hear Nit. No knock knock on door in middle of night wit hands around throat here in cold sweats." "Right bid daddy boss man you no worries here, all good good, you want cole drink or chockorat?" "No thank you Nit, a quick shower and I will be right as rain. That stop in Hong Kong was invigorating but it's a curse getting rid of that Cantonese accent and after only two days...
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Funny story:  Mental Health Test Now Mandatory for Writers

Mental Health Test Now Mandatory for Writers

Ahoy all good men and women of The Spoof Kingdom. Be it known that the honourable Mark Lowton esquire has determined in the best interest of the general public and public decency, mandatory mental health testing will begin immediately for all alleged writers for TheSpoof.com. Testing will be self-administered multiple choice as you would have it. Having done the test to the best of my ab...
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Funny story:  Victor Nicholas & Erskin Quint Discover the Second Source of the Great Bumbogoola River - Part The Three

Victor Nicholas & Erskin Quint Discover the Second Source of the Great Bumbogoola River - Part The Three

Just as the audience at the exclusive Threadbare Street Bogus Officers Club finished gasping with awe after Erskin Quint of the newly formed Adventurer's Club extemporized on his journey with Victor Nicholas to the Ufganufgwa Interior in search of the source of the Great Green Bumbogoola River of Eastern Nbomoland they were treated to yet another tale of adventure by Victor Nicholas regarding the...
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Funny story:  Obama Speaks Out Against Anti-Skepticism

Obama Speaks Out Against Anti-Skepticism

Washington - President Obama made a impromptu speech on the White House lawn yesterday speaking out against anti-skepticism which he believes is growing threat to the news worldwide. "I believe one day we can live in a world where the news does not have to live in fear for its' safety. There needs to be a safe home for the news where it is not threatened by the evil forces of anti-skepticism."...
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Funny story:  Now Hear This!

Now Hear This!

Attention all good writers for TheSpoof.com and mucky mucks that have their heart set on such by land and by sea. It has come to the knowledge of yours truly that several untoward thoughts may be being made public by alleged writers in The Forums particularly those expressing their thoughts without due course of a story to prove their mettle. Writers should be made aware that Mr. Mark Lowton...
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