Curvy Christina Aguilera squeezes her body into a VERY tight black dress to film new music video
XXX Tina?
'Martine McCutcheon is a manipulative, evil b***h - destructive and cruel': By her best friend and former chief bridesmaid.
Sounds like the perfect Eastenders character!
Spice Girl Geri Haliwell and comedian Russell Brand an item?
The perfect couple! Well at least while they're tog...
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers has warned Stewart Downing that the winger may have to convert to left-back to have any future at Anfield.
(The Guardian)
Its left-back or left-out. Downing's choice really.
Dennis Wise is among a large number of applicants for Coventry City's vacant managerial post.
(BBC Coventry & Warwickshire)
There's a lot of cab drivers around London who would have...
Cameron Diaz has perfected her dressed down traveling style as she prepares to turn 40
Cameron turning 40?! OMG, its like the time you realise your getting old when Baby Spice turned 30 and dropped two kids...
We're going commando. . . Facebook group strips in support of Prince Harry after naked Las Vegas photo furore
Well it does look hot over there in Afghanistan
As Prince Harry causes h...
Joey Barton: My heart is already in Marseille.
(BBC Sport)
Who knew that Joey had a heart?
Tweet from Gary Lineker, BBC Sport
"Proper Sunday. Football, roast for lunch, bottle of Lynch Bages '86 and more football"
No Walkers Crisps?
Darren Bent helps with police probe as cop cousin 'stole cash from dead'
(The Sun)
His cousins name is PC Richard Bent. aka Dick Bent.
Scottish Cup: Ran...
Swansea's excellent start to the season has caught the eye of Barcelona's Cesc Fabregas, who used Twitter to pay tribute to Michael Laudrup's side.
(Daily Mirror)
Sounds like another ex-Arsenal player wanting to join a club at the top of the table.
Celtic have initiated talks with Auxerre over the transfer of Willy Boly as manager Neil Lennon seeks a dominant centre-half.
(Mail on Sunday)
I...
Big Fat Gypsy Weddings set to be axed by Channel 4.
Coming Soon: Big Fat Gypsy Divorces
Kim Kardashians Supremely silly Diana Ross hairdo
Well it takes the focus off of Kims butt.
Gary's close encounter on The X Factor:
CHEEKY wannabe Jamuna grabs Barlow's bum after audition.
Or maybe she worked for the Inland Revenue and was looking for his wallet.
Celeb Big Brother Latest
Julian...
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez insists he has a nice side despite admitting he gets angry on the pitch.
(The Guardian)
And if you disagree with him, he'll bite your ****ing ear off!
Tevez is my role model says Luis Suarez
(Daily Star)
Er yeah, that could be were your going wrong Luis.
Balram Chainrai, the former Portsmouth owner, has submitted a new offer in a bid to buy the League One cl...
Prince Charles summons Harry for crisis talks: A heart-to-heart between father and son after naked photos in Vegas hotel
Apparently James Hewitt was unavailable but sends his best.
'I did NOT have an affair with David Beckham': Katherine Jenkins blasts 'untrue and hurtful' rumours.
She is however available to do any reality tv shows, even if she has to w*nk off a pig.
So long Hev! EastEnde...
AIK Stockholm fans took their "12th man" role to the extreme when they travelled to the hotel of their club's Europa League opponents, CSKA Moscow, and set off fireworks in the middle of the night.
(Metro)
The fans later apologised and blamed Stockholm Syndrome.
Everton manager David Moyes has pulled off another coup by signing 17-year-old French wonderkid M'Baye Niang for £2m from Caen.
(Th...
Monday
Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door.
Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way!
Wednesday
Overheard Conversation Of The Week
Girl to her fella "At the...
Fulham have lodged a formal complaint with the Premier League over Liverpool's interest in Clint Dempsey.
(Various)
Fulham going against the grain here, the rest of the country are laughing at Liverpool, and they're complaining about them.
Wolverhampton Wanderers agree fees of £22 million in selling Matt Jarvis to West Ham and Stephen Fletcher to Sunderland.
(BBC Sport)
Newly minted Wolves...
Jasmine Lennard first person evicted from Celebrity Big Brother house.
Oh well, more time for her to wish she was still sleeping with Simon Cowell.
Pictures of a naked Prince Harry in Vegas hotel surface on gossip website TMZ.
That's the problem with Vegas, if you bet on the wrong number, you can lose your shirt. And the rest of your clothes.
Justin Timberlake puts his bachelor pad on the...
Players who have quit Arsenal over the last seven years have amassed 44 winners' medals between them at 11 different clubs, while those who stayed at the Emirates have empty trophy cabinets.
(The Sun)
But hey, whose counting? And think of the money they've saved on polish. And new trophy cabinets.
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers denies he is taking the Reds' Europa League qualifying match a...
Tulisa: I need a man with bigger b***s than me
I'm sure there are clubs and websites that can accommodate Tulisa in this request.
A request for volunteers to measure her balls has so far been inundated.
Cheryl Fergison: I'll miss sex while in Celebrity Big Brother
Is Sex the name of her pet dog?
'I'm never dieting again!' Claire Richards gives up trying to be slim as she steps out reveal...
Boost for Manchester United shares as investment guru George Soros buys a 7.85% stake on the New York Stock Exchange.
(Various)
He's told friends as soon as he learns the offside rule, he's going to increase his stake to over 10%.
Manchester United's 24-year-old Brazilian midfielder Anderson suffered the ignominy of having his name misspelled as 'Andesron' on his own shirt during the Red Devi...
Why didn't John Cleese invite his friends to his fourth marriage? asked the Daily Mail.
Probably because weddings, marriages and divorces cost money, and Cleese is still paying for his third divorce.
We can see through you! Actress Michelle Ryan shows off her sheer nerve in daring skirt on Daybreak
Reminds me, I must wake up earlier. Thank God for ITVplayer and the Daily Mail website.
High...
Brazil international Kaka, 30, has been offered to Manchester United on a season-long loan as Real Madrid prepare for the arrival of Luka Modric.
(Daily Mail)
Man United are now the first go to club when your offloading a player aged 29 or over.
Zenit St Petersburg have made a fresh approach to permanently sign Andrey Arshavin, with Arsenal seeking £10m for the 31-year-old forward.
(The Time...
West Ham co-owner David Sullivan has revealed the Hammers still owe more than £10m to Sheffield United over the "Carlos Tevez affair"
(Daily Mirror)
They're repaying at 50p per week.
Manager Roberto Mancini has been ordered by Manchester City's Abu Dhabi owners to stop his public attacks on football director Brian Marwood.
(Sunday People)
Mancini has decided to go back to the anonymous lett...
Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer
Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it.
Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011.
All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...
Liverpool's Scottish midfielder Charlie Adam has warned his club-mates to expect a hostile atmosphere when they visit Hearts in Thursday's Europa League tie.
(Various)
No need to worry about a Glasgow Kiss, but watch out for the Edinburgh Elbow..
Rangers crowd of 49,000 v East Stirlingshire in Scottish Division Three was 17,000 more than the combined attendances of the Scottish Premier Leag...
Monday 13th
Friend Jar Jar (nickname) tries to chat up Friend Sinbad (predictive text nickname) saying he was always attracted to her even when she was dating another friend. Not getting anywhere he asks what the 'NYC' on Sinbads jumper stands for. "NO YOU CANT" says I...
Wednesday 15th
Had my picture taken with the Paralympic Torch in Sainsbury (the Paralympic sponsors) at Earls Court . A pu...
Vurnon Anita has completed his move from Ajax to Newcastle United on a five-year contract.
(BBC Sport)
I reckon she'd form a great partnership with Andy Carroll.
A new book claims that Manchester City "accidentally" made an offer for Lionel Messi, swiftly rejected, on the night the club was taken over by Sheikh Mansour in 2008.
(Sunday Mirror)
Messi in Manchester? What a load of old kaka.