Below Decks, Chapter 21
On the Good Ship Lollipop
It should be noted, of course, that no ship in this chapter is named Lollipop and that the things sucked on in this chapter in no way resemble lollipops or are made of sugar. In fact, nothing in this chapter is really that sweet as The Buggerall has been at sea for almost a year and the poop deck is really getting full and there are now fiftee...
Sometimes, All is Not Well (and Didn't End Well Either)
Recap: Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven
| Chapter Twelve
It had been ten days since the events with the French ship. The Captain had put a prize crew on board and sent them ho...
We'd Have Been Better Off With A Dog At The Wheel
Recap: Chapter One
Before I tell you what is going on with the little cliffhanger situation we're in now (Skoob trying to steer a boat for the first time), maybe I'd better give you a little back story.
My name is Hal A. Peno and I'm a CPA. Certified Public Accountant. I wanted to be on Wall Street fighting against corporate r...
Catholic Priests in the United States were polled about their favorite films and the results are much different than in years past. A list that used to include such noted films as Boy's Town, Shoes of the Fisherman, and The Bells of St. Mary's now appears much different.
As the times have changed and the Priests have come out of the closet, the 2009 choices are nowhere near the same.
Astronaut Carl Branson recently spent two months on the International Space Station and returned home on a Space Shuttle Endeavor mission. The former Air Force test pilot and Major recently visited Longhorn, Texas and spoke to Ms. Roberts fourth grade science class about his adventures in outer space.
Branson once attended Longhorn elementary as a child when his father worked at the railyards.
(The following is a conversation between Hillary Clinton and a couple of friends when she thought that no one was recording or reporting. Unfortunately for her, in these days of cell phones and I-pods and Rodney King, everything is recorded.)
Unknown: "So I hear that you won Texas barely but only because you won El Paso by over 2 to 1?"
Hillary: "That was my strategy. I made a stop there...
Note: The following piece has several authors (to all be listed at the end). It is a wedding present to Spoof Editor Mark Lowton on his recent marriage.
Las Vegas - Chapter 1 It was a dark and stormy night. Actually it was just the Flamingo being demolished and imploded. Fortunately my bride and I were in the Cleopatra room, which is located in the stairwell at a Seizure's Palace. We were mak...
Due to the recent deaths in the world of newspaper advice columnists, a new person has taken over the writing of the old Ann Landers and Dear Abby Colums. The Abby Landers column will appear in 542 newspapers worldwide beginning Sunday.
The new writer is a no nonsense, no holds barred, not politically correct person who tells it like it is. Below is a sample of the letters from the first we...
The following is a rare preview of the first chapter of a new book by the best selling selling author of "All Cats Go to Hell" and "You'll Never Eat Paris in New York Again."
<div align=center>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Panties</div>
<div align=center>Chapter One</div>
Once upon a time, there was a cute little pair of red thong panties. These were not just an...