9 out of 10 people agree....Michael Jackson was an asshole!

So, the people's endorsements are in. THey've voted and had their opinions heard. Our roving reporter has some startling information about how 'real Americans' feel about the late King Of Pop.

The Michael Jackson memorial at Staples Center gave the Hollywood Mighty a chance to show off their grief in the usual plastic glitter that showcases Hollywood style and values.

Three hundred dollar sun glasses, limosines, fawning speeches with faked tears, singers and celebrities who have more money than they need, claiming that Jackson was the Great Uniter between the races.

In fact, Rev. Al Sharpton's speech gave Michael credit for getting Obama elected! Others disagree.

A majority of Americans are struggling to remember if Jackson 'Moonwalked' in Selma, or marched with Martin Luther King in solidarity for equality.

The King of Pop's body was as ventilated as a sieve from the needle marks that marred both arms, yet elevated his personna with some supporters. Drugs so dangerous that they can only be administered by a trained professional were in abundance in his personal quarters of his home.

Jackson, who openly confessed to sleeping with young boys at his pedo-attraction called Neverland, conveyed an personal feeling that his actions were 'normal.' Many Americans question why a middle-aged man has the desire to sleep with 10 year old boys in the first place! Especially ones who were seduced by the charisma of a freakoid that believed he was Peter Pan.

As 9 out of 10 Americans watched in disgust as the media hyped a man who took the great talent he had by squandering and tarnished it, only to be hyped as a victim and hero by the media.

To throw it all away, and to allow his life to be filled with payrolled enablers who knowingly gave support to his drug addiction and public notoriety as a pedophile, one has to firmly conclude that Michael Jackson was truly an Asshole!