9/11 Millionaire Mastermind in Jeopardy - Gets Second Chance in a Civilian Court in New York

Contestants up in arms

Previous contestants in the 9/11 Millionaire Mastermind in Jeopardy championship series were up in arms today because a fellow contender has been given a second chance to get the answers right.

"It very unfair, he no give right answers at GITMO why they sons of camels give him free trip to New York for second go?"

Said Sayeed Farooqu' al Forooqui Ali Khat, on of the unsuccessful contestants, released early because he complained politely about the food.

Not one right answer

The other contestants who, wished to remain anonymous, gave us a flavour of the popular quiz show held in an unnamed location.

"We all give all right answers to questions. When they ask:

"How many tower fall down on 9/11? we say 2

How many plane hit towers? We say 2

How many people dying? We say not know, on holiday in Pakistan, him over there know

Who driving planes? We say not us, we know nothing, it him over there know

Who train plane drivers? We say not us we not know, it him, Khaleid know everything

We get all right up to million dollar question not even have to phone friend!"


"When they ask him, that Khaleid, may his mother's milk curdle in her filthy breast, he not get anything right!

They ask him, you mastermind 9/11? He say go shit yankee bastards

They ask him, you up ass of Osama Bin Laden? He say go shit more you yankee bastards

They ask him, you want us break your filthy A-rab ass? He say go fuck mother yankee shit eater

They ask him, you plan, give finance for 9/11 with Osama Bin Laden,? He have to phone friend, cheating son of pig.

He say " Hey Ozzie what you think? No hear what said by Ozzie but he, Khaleid, say,

"Might have done but screw you running dogs of yankee imperialism", he cheating, not even own words."

They get out clubs, electrodes, black cloth bag and bucket of water, he start big screaming, they say "We started, so we gonna finish camel fucker."

"See? He win trip to New York all expense paid and another chance at the million dollars!


They say to us after show "Ok you go home now, plane wait on tarmac; by the way fare cost one millions of dollars. We go home to filthy slum village in Pakistan with only clean pair underpants to show for it!"