Number 11 on the list
1) Explain to him/her/them:
How to fire bomb a Police Station without getting caught.
2) Explain to him/her/them:
Drill it in that they must use the F & MF words in every sentence spoken.
3) Explain to him/her/them:
If you catch him/her/them paying attention in school or at home, point out the rarity of such events, and the danger of them being called 'Mummies Boy/girl' by other miscreant youngsters.
4) Explain to him/her/them:
Make sure they see a recorded episode of the schoolgirl in Sharon Tate's show - Am I bovered, so they can mock seniors and betters.
5) Explain to him/her/them:
Encourage them to practise their spitting, until they can gob it over fifteen foot.
6) Explain to him/her/them:
Explain to them that education is not worth the blackboard it's not written on!
7) Explain to him/her/them:
How to inject Heroin properly!
8) Explain to him/her/them:
Which models of car they should steal for optimum profit!
9) Explain to him/her/them:
Why the government sent the troops cigarettes during the war!
10) Explain to him/her/them:
The higher the alcohol level of the booze they steal the better. Logical really.
11) Explain to him/her/them:
Playing with guns is fashionable and hip, just remember where the safety catch is, and engage it first! (Or maybe not bother with that one eh?)
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