Written by George Fripley
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Monday, 26 September 2011

This is self-explanatory!

My Futile Search

I'm told there is talent in our political system
But I've looked pretty hard and it seems that I've missed 'em
I took myself off through the corridors of power
It made me depressed and got worse by the hour
'Cos all of the members to whom I was presented
Acted like kids or were clearly demented
The place was just full of these crushing old bores
The whining idealists, political whores.
When I finally left I felt soiled and stained
And wondered aloud about what could be gained
If we chucked this lot out and elected some more
But the reality was that I couldn't be sure
That they wouldn't just argue like immature gits
And continue to give the taxpayer the sh*ts.

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