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Tuesday, 20 September 2011

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1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing...yet lives for 450 years.

5. The camel will walk over 100 miles in search of water in temperatures of 100° F.

6. The albatross flies millions of miles during its lifetime.

7. A Three-Toed Sloth spends over 3/4 of its life asleep and yet lives to be over 50.

AND…

YOU TELL ME TO EXERCISE!!!

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