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Thursday, 15 September 2011

image for A Review of our MP's Characters Britain's MP's, and we voted them into office? Think about it!

As sent in to us by Iam Skint, of Upper Denture Cemetery.

The odd MP will be a Europhile,
The odd MP will be antimissile,
The odd MP will be a bibliophile,
The odd MP will be like a crocodile,
The odd MP will be a homophile,
The odd MP will be erstwhile,
The odd MP will be infantile,
The odd MP will be infertile
The odd MP will be very hostile,
The odd MP will be a paedophile,
The odd MP will be unsterile,
The odd MP will be a technophile,
The odd MP will be versatile,
The odd MP will be unfertile,
The odd MP will be docile,
The odd MP will be verbally agile,
The odd MP will be extremely virile,
The odd MP will be volatile,
The odd MP will be worthwhile,
The odd MP will be invirile,
The odd MP will be fertile,
The odd MP will be a gentile,
The odd MP will be juvenile,
The odd MP will be socially vile.

All MP's behaviour can bring up your bile,
All MP's behaviour can lack any guile
All MP's behaviour can make you can only revile,
All MP's behaviour can be often in denial,
All MP's behaviour can be often puerile,
All MP's behaviour can be often futile,
All MP's behaviour can can make you think 'Is it all worthwhile?'

MP's all have a false misleading, PR made profile,
Depicting them as being honest, with a pleasant lifestyle,
Despite their nepotism, nihilism, and fiddling, all the while,
They rarely face prosecution, or get to go to trial!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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