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Thursday, 25 August 2011

You can expect in the coming weeks to see a very special episode of Jeopardy. Sony Pictures has signed on the three presidential hopefuls for a unique episode of Jeopardy.

Some of the changes expected in this episode are all winnings will go to each candidates election campaign; usually in a celebrity Jeopardy the winnings go to a charity of the contestants choice, the producers decided that if any of these candidates expect to have a legit shot at becoming the next President then they will need as much money as they can get.

Another change is that the contestants are going to know the categories ahead of time so that they can prepare, the producers were afraid that if they did not do this they might have one of the lowest scoring games ever.

The twelve categories are as follows:

1. Founding Fathers Religions.

2. Countries you can see from Alaska.

3. Just a Theory.

4. Hows your Gaydar?

5. Faith or Fact?

6. Constitutional? or Not?

7. Grade 3 Addition and subtraction.

8. You Can't Explain that!

9. Planned Parenthood.

10. Presidential Birth Places

11. Republican Lies

12. Republican Lies Continued..

After all three contestants were eliminated after 3 questions last month on celebrity "Are You Smarter then a fifth grader" The producers believe that by giving them the categories ahead of time they won't experience the same embarrassment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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