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Sunday, 31 July 2011

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A worrying fact has come to the attention of the Gazettes editorial team.

Results analysed in a recent street poll, conducted by Alcoholics Anonymous, has revealed the following figures.

To the question:
"Who do you think should be leader of the Labour Party for the next general election?"
60% did not know the name of the current Labour leader.

To the question:
"What would you like for David Cameron to do for the nation?"
Answers consisted of 22% physical impossibilities, 5% considered pornographic, and 34% questioning his parentage!

To the question:
"If you could assist or advise the Government in any way, what would that be?"
Answers included the terms, murder, assassination, Nazism, Kill, going forth and multiplying, and crooks.

To the question:
"Who do you think should be the next Lib-Dem leader?"
Answers included the terms, suicide and comical.

To the question:
"What tools and equipment do the Government members need to do the job as you would like?"
Answers included, noose, bullets, large dose of sodium thiopental, hydrocyanic gas, euthanasia, and suicide method advisory booklets.

To the question:
"Do you rate the Right Honourable William Hague, First Secretary of State, Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs?"
Answers included, bender, AC/DC, snob, git, liar, puff, silver-spoon, super-rich, bilious, gas chamber, vile creature, Gestapo and Hitler.

We say worrying, but also understandable!

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