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Thursday, 14 July 2011

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TALKSPORT TOWERS, London: Review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, Thursday, 14th July 2011.

MATT SCOTT: "Here is a story that I really like in the Daily Express, 'British sports stars could be forced to wear the EU flag on their kit in the latest bid by Brussels to impose its symbols on the UK.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MICKY QUINN: "The germans couldn't beat us in two wars, lets raise the swastika instead! What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MATT SCOTT: "Good point Micky, the England team did Sieg Heil salutes at one match that they played in Germany! What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MICKY QUINN: "The EU has a branding agenda reminiscent of Communism. What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MATT SCOTT: "We have got the Ukip deputy leader and sports spokesman Paul Nuttall chipping in saying 'It is a complete and utter joke. Ukip will do everything it can to scupper this ridiculous idea for the sake of sports fans and our national identity.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MICKY QUINN: "There is one reader commenting, "I will burn the Euro Flag and spit on and only over my dead body, would I ever wear it.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MATT SCOTT: "There is another outraged Express reader, who writes, 'I don't have it on my car - I won't have it in my house - I will NEVER have it in my business - and I will not support or even watch any sporting team wearing it.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MICKY QUINN: "As another Express reader has commented '...But there will be no probing into the corrupt EU-by our co-conspiring governments leading us into oblivion.' What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!" What's it matter if the Guardian newspaper gets taken over by News International and all you Guardian journalists, Matt Scott, have to wear News Interntaional corporate logo? What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MICKY QUINN: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MATT SCOTT: "Hah! Hah! Hah!" What's it matter if Liverpool Football Club have to ground share with Everton and Everton's Corporate logo/flag has to be displayed at all times even on match days. Liverpool shirts have to have the Everton corporate logo stitched on too. What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

RAY STUBBS: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MICKY QUINN: "Hah! Hah! Hah!" What's it matter if Talk Sport have to have the BBC logo/flag, plus a Nazi Swastika shown at all the time? What's it matter? Hah! Hah! Hah!"

MATT SCOTT: "Hah! Hah! Hah!"

That is the review of the papers by "What's it MATTer, SCOTT of the Guardian!" Hah! Hah! Hah!, with Micky Quinn and Ray Stubbs on Thursday, 14th July 2011 during the Alan Brazil Breakfast Show.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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