In the UK we used to have a measurement called The Foot. Definition - 12 inches.
Now we are Europeans, we have the Metre. Definition - the distance light travels in a vacuum in 1/299792458th of a second.
Good here, innit!
Saturday, 6 January 2007
So how long *is* a piece of string?
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