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Saturday, 4 June 2011

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With respect to those that believe that Jack Kevorkian was a benevolent Angel of Mercy: You're a f--king uninformed idiot.

Are you aware that at least 60 percent of Kevorkian's suicide patients were not terminal? Do you know that at least 17 could have lived indefinitely? Are you aware that in THIRTEEN cases, Kevorkian killed people that had NO complaints of pain or quality of life issues?

Obviously not. Dolt.

Before rendering your opinion, did you know that in 1992, Kevorkian wrote it is always mandatory to bring in a psychiatrist because a person's "mental state is . . . of paramount importance," yet, in at least 19 cases, Kevorkian did not contact psychiatrists? Or that in at least five of these cases, the people who died had histories of depression?

Doubt it. Asshat.

Before you Canonize Kevorkian, read about Janet Adkins, a 54-year-old woman who was Kevorkian's first suicide. Three days earlier, the Alzheimer's disease patient had beaten her son at tennis. Read about how Kevorkian's opinion on her fitness to kill herself was based solely on conversations WITH HER HUSBAND.

You want your spouse to decide whether or not some doctor is going to kill you? I thought not. Dullard.

Read about Rebecca Badger, 39, who was a mentally troubled drug abuser and had NO physical disease. An autopsy showed she was mistakenly diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.

Informed > Opinionated.

(For those that think this means that the first big word is smiling at the second big word, it means 'Being informed is greater than being opinionated.')

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