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Wednesday, 1 June 2011

image for The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting Donald Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pizza. (Photo taken by Piper Palin).

MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias.

Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square.

Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pizza with garlic bread sticks on the side.

He then noted that Mrs. Palin had a Double Cheese Medium Pizza with Moose Morsels, Caribou Chunks, and Reindeer Nuggets, with a side order of Salmon Balls which she asked to be dipped in a mixture of olive oil and orange marmalade jelly.

Casserole was asked what the two well-known personalities talked about. He stated that restaurant policy prohibited him from revealing the private personal conversations of restaurant patrons.

When Guido was told that he could receive as much as $700 to bend the policy a little bit he quickly said that the first thing that Palin asked Mr. Trump was if his hair was real or if it was a toupee.

Guido said that El Donaldo took offense to that question and turned around and asked Palin if her boobs were real or if they were store bought.

La Sarah replied that they were real and that the only thing on her that was store bought was her dress, her shoes, her pantyhose, her panties, and her bra.

Trump then asked her if it was true that she wore a size 12 shoe. Palin blushed and said that it was true and then remarked that you know what they say about a woman...big feet, big tuzzy muzzy.

Donald laughed and told her that a woman having a big tuzzy muzzy wasn't exactly a good thing by any stretch of the imagination (no pun intended).

"Snowflake" Palin replied that living in Alaska where the average year round temperature is 19 degrees a woman having a big tuzzy muzzy is in fact a good thing, because it will end up shrinking and when it does it will be the perfect size.

Guido said that Trump shook his head and told her that he had never looked at it that way (NPI).

Casserole also noted that Donald told Miss Sarah that she really needs to brush up on her geography a lot more because people laugh at her when she says things like Rhode Island is an island just like Hawaii, or that she is not 100 percent sure but she thinks that North Carolina is the Carolina that is on the top and South Carolina is the Carolina that is on the bottom.

Guido said that Trump paid for the bill and Palin left a tip. When asked what the bill and tip were. He said that the food bill, plus two glasses of Jose Cuervo Tequila came out to $103.17.

He then rolled his eyes and said that Palin left him a $2 tip which he said amounted to less than 2 percent of the bill.

Guido Casserole said that he wants it known that every time he got close to Sarah Palin he could definitely detect a very strong moose odor.

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