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Wednesday, 27 December 2006

All through these 20 years of a glamorous career, Neil Tennant (Pet Shop Boys) has been a gay icon, a pride for the community. But now, this last Christmas night he broke down and had to admit that he likes women very much and has confessed that he is not gay. It all has been a complete disguise used for marketing and commercial purposes only.

Now that Neil is declaring that he is straight, Chris Lowe says: All these years hiding my sexual inclination and feeling ashamed of a Neil Tennant showing himself so gay...I must fucking admit it: I'm gay ... That's why I have accepted to remix Little Britain's new song.

In addition to the above, today, December 27th, is Neil Tennant greatest love ever's birthday: Janet Street Porter. Neil and Janet will be celebrating this special day with a passionate and private encounter. Tonight Neil will propose her! The happy couple has decided to announce something that cannot be hidden more than 9 months...Yes, you got it dear reader...She is pregnant, and Neil is responsible for that.

To be or not to be, that is the question?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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