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Tuesday, 10 May 2011

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Free lessons are being offered over at the Spoof Offices to help geneder-confused Spoof Writers.

Classes will take place on Tuesday and Thursday evenings from 7:00 p.m. until 9:00 p.m. then down the pub for a game of darts.

Lessons will include:

Practising (practicing) walking in 2, 3 and 4" high heels. Including up and down stairs and running for a bus.

Applying make-up correctly.

Learning how to fasten a bra from the front and twist it around so the fastenings are at the back, in order to not dislocate shoulders (not many men know how this works-if any).

Speaking without the use of profanities (the most difficult class of all to 'pass').

Real men need not attend unless they want a good laugh and to take a few photos.

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