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Saturday, 7 May 2011

Another song. Yeah. On a roll ain't I?

"I'm Not Going to Come Up With a Song Title That Fits, Partly Because There Is No Line from the Chorus Full of Wit, That I Think Is That Good At Summing Up The Ideas Present In this Work, and I Feels That You Should Take That"

I'm defining boundaries,
I'm shaping the future,
I'm going to do shit,
I'm brilliant at this malarkey,
In fact, I'm so post-post-modernist...

I'm not going to come up with a song title that fits,
Partly because there is no line from the chorus,
Full of wit,
That I think,
Is that good at summing up the ideas
Present in this work,
and I feels
That you should take that,

That was silly,
That I really know,
I want to show,
That I can do,
What is true,
I think I can try to make sure that
My song is so phat,
Because anyway,

I'm not going to come up with a song title that fits,
Partly because there is no line from the chorus,
Full of wit,
That I think,
Is that good at summing up the ideas
Present in this work,
and I feels
That you should take that,

I said we'd be here one day,
Look how far we've gotten,
We can go further and more,
I think you've forgotten,
All the demons and evils,
That plaugue the ideals,
and the trials,
and the things,
that make us, us,
I am a man for me,
I am a boy for you,
I am a kid for everyone,
I am.
I am...

I'm not going to come up with a song title that fits,
Partly because there is no line from the chorus,
Full of wit,
That I think,
Is that good at summing up the ideas
Present in this work,
and I feels
That you should take that,

I know this sucks man,
I'm talking to you reader,
I've got a wealth on my mind,
And a heart to find,
Feed the feeder,
And you get nothing,
OH!
This game ain't easy,
NO!
Just like before!
SO?!
Leave me alone,
GO!
I'm home.

I'm not going to come up with a song title that fits,
Partly because there is no line from the chorus,
Full of wit,
That I think,
Is that good at summing up the ideas
Present in this work,
and I feels
That you should take that,

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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