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Saturday, 7 May 2011

Another song, I hear you yell? So soon? Why yes dear reader!

According to my friend they're just poems. I disagree. They're just words written in verse and rhyme. Hopefully, some guy from a major label will see this and employ me, so until them these are poems. Or songs without music. They're something.

This song is about heartbreak. To be fair, I haven't actually experienced it, but I've watched enough TV to be able to write a song about it... poem... whatever.

"In Short, This Is a Lengthy, Publicised, Goodbye to an Unexpected You"

It's hard to hug you,
With your hands around my throat,
I would like to say 'I told you so',
But my body would be drifting out,
On a battered-up boat,

In Short, This Is a
Lengthy!
Publicised!
Goodbye!
To an unexpected you.
I'm murdering our past,
Burning the photographs,
Me minus you is good maths,

I'll probably spend twenty-eleven
listening to Ben Folds until seven,
In my Ford Focus,
Just because,
There's not a chance of being home for you,

We had battles of mental love affairs,
But I'd rather having a false fairy tale,
Cause instead I'd have your eye

In Short, This Is a
Lengthy!
Publicised!
Goodbye!
To an unexpected you.
I'm murdering our past,
Burning the photographs,
Me minus you is good maths,

OH!
OH!
These dreams are easy! (Lengthy)
OH! These things are easy! (Publicised)
OH! Your sister's easy!
OH! Scrabble is easy! (Lengthy)
OH! I knew these lies would end up here, (Publicised)

In Short, This Is a
Lengthy!
Publicised!
Goodbye!
To an unexpected you.
I'm murdering our past,
Burning the photographs,
Me minus you is good maths,

My middle name's Hate,
My last is You
These dreams are easy! (Lengthy)
OH! These things are easy! (Publicised)
OH! Your sister's easy!
OH! Scrabble is easy! (Lengthy)
OH! I knew these lies would end up here, (Publicised)

Everything you try,
Is never good enough,
Can't make you shake the way that I do
Can't make you love the way that you're supposed to

You're a walking cliche,
Something the shrinks would pay,
me to see,
The fear inside,
Bye, bye, bye

In Short, This Is a
Lengthy!
Publicised!
Goodbye!
To an unexpected you.
I'm murdering our past,
Burning the photographs,
Me minus you is good maths,

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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