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Tuesday, 19 December 2006

Here is a list of some urgently required words for today's English Dictionary



Benedict

Noun
A medieval verdict
Verb
To reignite a Dark Age farce



Bin Laden

Chemistry
A very primitive, illusive and unstable chemical compound that is difficult to detect yet is prone to self destruct for no apparent reason



Blair

Biology
An Intelligent creature with an immaculate communication skill yet lacking the ability to develop independence, hence doomed to inevitably become a sidekick of a wayward host
Verb
Become a prostitute
A sell-out

Adjective
Lacking vision
Being Stubborn

E.g. He blaired his patriotism as much as his credibility was bushwhacked



Brangelina

Noun
The process of adopting foreign tricks in ones own talent
E.g. They brangelinized the Mongolian art of khoomii with ease



Britney

Noun
A flasher
Verb
To start anew without clothes



Bush

Noun
The very lowest measurement of an IQ
A person who is not very bright
The demise of intelligence
The lowest of low sense

E.g. A bush is the dumbest person in the world



Ceasefire

Noun
A very short period of time two sides to a conflict observe inactivity - whilst arming themselves to the teeth to destroy one another soon after



Cheney

Noun
The dark side of the force
Synonymous: Sith lord



Gibson

Noun
An episode of anti-Semitic fervour



Iraq War

Noun
A modern day Vietnam War



Jacko

Noun
A lighter shade of pale
The metamorphosis of pigmentation and facial tone

E.g. He is neither black nor white, he has jacko



Kim Jong-il

Noun
A recluse
A hermit

Verb
To live in a cocoon
To deny the existence of other societies other than yours



Nicole Richie

Physics
To deflate
A depreciated body mass

Chemistry
A pampered chemical enzyme
A spoilt atom
A compound exposed to light prematurely

Synonymous: Lindsay Lohan/ Paris Hilton



OJ

Verb
To evade justice
E.g. Did General Augusto Pinochet oj?



Pamela

Noun
A short period of marriage bliss accompanied by a divorce



Posh

Noun
A spicy ingredient in a diet soup
Chemistry
An anabolic steroid banned by FIFA



Rove

Chemistry
A white wash ingredient
A cleaning detergent



Rumsfeld

Noun
An arrogant grumpy old man
Verb
To fail miserably
To live in denial
To refuse defeat



Sectarian Violence

Noun
A harmless internal civil strife between opposing factors in a country
E.g. Thank god for the sectarian violence, otherwise we would have been in a civil war by now



Tomkat

Noun
The first empire to oppose the forces of the intergalactic emperor Xenu



Unlawful Combatants

Noun
Hard to kill opponents who do not play ball in a battle, hence become combatants that are unlawful



Vietnam War

Noun
A horrible blunder
An unforgettable mistake
A sick sense of humour of Gung-ho presidents



War on Terror

Noun
A safety clause to guarantee re-election in a parliamentary or presidential race
E.g. If you face defeat break glass and declare war on terror; that should do the trick



WMD see War on Terror

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