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Saturday, 23 April 2011

image for Ricky Gervais Says That Britney Spears Better Lose About 40 Pounds Real Quick! Britney Spears has admitted that lately she has been so stressed out that she eats 12 cupcakes for breakfast.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Popular comedian Ricky Gervais was having lunch with fellow comedian Kathy Griffin at a Burgers-In-The-Round in West Hollywood when talk got around to Britney Spears, whom Griffin aka "The Red Cougar" cannot stand.

Gervais asked Griffin why it was that she did not like Spears and she replied that some time ago after she had paid $256 for her and her date to see Spears perform at an outdoor concert at The La Brea Tar Pits that Spears had refused to give her date (Levi Johnston) an autograph.

Gervais laughed. He put down his double cheeseburger, took a sip of his Dos Equis Beer, and told Kathy that he recently saw Britney at a local Shell Gasoline Station and that she was pumping gas while wearing a pair of short shorts that were so tight that they showed her ovaries.

Ricky giggled and said that two other 'gas pumpers' were taking photos of Spears with their cell phones but were having a hard time keeping their cameras still due to laughing so hard.

Gervais told Griffin that if Spears had sneezed the ball game would have been over and they would have had to have called security.

Griffin told Gervais that Britney is a perfect example of a person who has never met a carbohydrate she did not like.

She pointed out that Britney is so obsessed with eating that she is the only person that she has ever heard of who salts her bacon.

Ricky said that she definitely needs to lose about 40 pounds real quick before people start calling her the blonde Shamu.

An unconfirmed inside source has revealed that Britney Spears is so obsessed with eating that she hides Hostess Twinkies underneath her pillow.

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