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Friday, 15 April 2011

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Lady Godiva was extremely excited when she read an ad in the online Telegraph. A well-known hotel in Birmingham was offering a package deal...book 2 Knights get one FREE.

She quickly got onto the telephone and called her Spoof friend, Inhopeless, who lives in Birmingham and asked him to book her in for the package. He kindly agreed to do so and was wondering why Lady G. sounded to friskily excited on the phone.

Lady G. booked her flight online and started her packing.
Three Knights. She was, by now, past herself with excitement and was drooling from her mouth just thinking about the upcoming 'orgy'.

Inhopeless didn't phone the hotel straight away. He went over the conversation he'd just had with Lady. G. and after a few minutes he realized that she must have misread the ad. so he went online to check it out.

"Aha!" he said to himself..."I bet that woman thinks they are Knights and not Nights. No wonder she sounded so bloody excited about visiting Birmingham. How am I going to handle this one?"

He plucked up courage and called Lady G. back to tell her the 'bad' news.

He spelled the word NIGHTS out for her and asked her if she had misread it as KNIGHTS (which he spelled out too).

She HAD! Inhopeless heard a string of obsenities coming over the phone line as he held the phone 12 inches away from his ear. Boy can that woman YELL!

When she had paused, he asked her to try to look on the 'bright side'. She already HAD her tickets for the plane and so he invited her to stay with his family as he HADN'T booked the package yet. His mam would be happy to have Lady G. stay and he and Lady G. would get to meet at last.

He offered to take her on sight-seeing tours of Birmingham.
Lady G. has never been to Birmingham in her life.

This did the trick. She happily accepted his invitation and gave him details of her flight times etc.

Lady. G. is flying over to Birmingham next Friday.

One thing she has to do before she leaves is 'repack her suitcase with more suitable attire' for THIS trip.


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