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Monday, 4 April 2011

image for Charlie Sheen has expressed a burning desire to have 'an audience with the Pope' "Who IS Charlie Sheen?" asks the Pope.

During one of his his more 'lucid' moments this week he is reported to have said,

"That Pope guy, yeah I really wanna meet with him and get to know what makes him tick. Seems he could teach me a thing or two or even three.

I know I act as if I know everything already but I do think, because he is much older than I am he will have a few new things to pass on to me in order to improve my 'act' in more ways than one.

He's worth a helluva lot more 'financially' than I am and he always has bigger audiences than I have, all over they world. I need tips in that area for sure.

Someone told me some of MY audience members are leaving partway through my act...I can only see the first 3 rows so I had no idea what this was happening. Apparently no-one walks out when the Pope is 'on'.

His 'outfits' are quite natty so maybe I could get a tip or two about my wardrobe too.

I hope someone taped what I have just said because I will have forgotten it by tomorrow."

We're not sure the Pope will invite Charlie to "Kiss his Ring" - in fact - we are CERTAIN he won't.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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