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Wednesday, 30 March 2011

An admirer of Nicki Minaj asked a friend who was a school friend of hers to give him her email address. The Jack the lad was an admirer of the singer and said that she has 'a bum to die for'.

He asked his friend Craig who used to go to a £9,000 a year boarding school with Minaj if he still had her email address.

Jake Daniels said in his email "Nicki is so hot I love her big, sexy bum and I would love to have some action with that hot babe. Would you mind if I pursued her I don't want to tread on your toes if you still fancy her?"

Craig Daniels replied, "Reel free mate. I used to have a scene with her but found that she was as crazy as a cat; a few of my mates from school used to have a problem with her. She scares the hell out of me. Feel free mate she's free for the taking I've made her and had enough of her nonsense. She is a good date though- she's all right in small doses; if you can cope with her histrionics."

To his embarrassment Jake accidentally copied her email and ended up forwarding his bawdy exchange to Craig and to Nicki as well and all his friends on Facebook.

The naughty banter between the two mates has landed them in hot water with their employer The Daily Telegraph newspaper both aspiring journalists have been suspended whilst an 'inquiry' is being held by their employer.

A friend to Craig and Jake told them, "To dry your eyes mates you've made your move and she's not interested so drink your beer and stop whining. If you were stupid enough to send a personal email when you were supposed to be working it's your own fault don't blame any one else for your mistake."

A bar-maid at their local 'The King's Head', said, "No one's got any sympathy for the stupid plonkers after all they were lucky to have a job at all!

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