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Saturday, 26 March 2011

The Latino toy boy looked frozen with fear as he was bombarded by a barrage of flash bulbs of the assembled paparazzi at a 'Glamour Awards' bash in Dublin

Katie Price looked like a doily in an unflattering crocheted dress which as slashed to the navel and revealed her flesh coloured bra and knickers.

The former glamour model aka Jordan looked like 'mutton dressed as lamb' and as usual had plastered on the slap with a trowel.

The day before she stripped down to her bra in a boutique and poor Leandro looked 'bored to tears' and was in misery as she tried on and discarded dozens of garments.

He had looked embarrassed when boarding a plane when he was seen with Jordan with her hair in curlers and she resembled Ena Sharples. The plastic one looked as if she was Leandro's mother not his girlfriend when she appeared with her hideous hair rollers. Perhaps she is trying to start a new celebrity trend the hot 'Ena Sharples Dragon Look'.

Poor Leandro looked like a deer 'frozen in the head lamps' and looked scared of the onslaught of the celebrity journalists who are a tenacious bunch who hunt Katie ruthlessly like a prize bull.

It looks like Jordan has lost the plot and believes in her own publicity and is actually leading her life on a reality show and has no other private life of her own.

How confused her neglected children must be to see her on a new man's arm every other week; it is a case of spot the new daddy.

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