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Thursday, 24 March 2011

'Puns of Navarone,':Tsunami of immigrants storms Greece from Egypt and Africa's plagues of war & violence from democracies rebellion against Moses and the lack of Hebrew slaves to make bricks( Kilos )out of straw.

'Trojan Horse Manure,': With the puns of Navarone and the lack of Trojans to stop the population growth of refugees for democracy in 'Propholactic Scriptures ?' May spread like the plagues of Egypt Pharo found from Moses God as well plague Greece and the rest of the world like the radiation in the water from the lack of 'Porta Potties', to Contain them ?

'Mount Olympus,': As Greece looks to Athens and their forgotten God's. Hercules still looks to his true father 'Zeus,'for an answer ?
Zeuses reply : " Zounds ! " ( and not Dr. Zeus and the cat in the hat from sesame street with ' I don't like green eggs ).........

'Wings of an Angel,': If I had the Wings of an Angel, what would a ' Horses Ass,' like me do to all those below ?

Sincerely,

Pegasus

P.S... That isn't water in my hoof print to drink from !

'Omega the Last Straw ?' : The straw that broke the Camels back ( old Drama Dairies ), is back in America being used at Dary Queens, for her ice cold vanilla milk shakes to replace the calcium in his bone marrow 'Achillies Heel,' or Broken Foot.
Put that in your 'Hooka Pipes,' and smoke it ? ( Not the straw butt your kilos of Camel dung you bring with you ) !

'Gone like a Fart in the Wind,' : Would you like to see me blow Angels out my Arse ? " Frankly my Dear I don't Give A Dam ! "

'Nero Fiddles with Government as Rome Burns,': As our new Emperor elect continues to give out ' Pink Slips,' to old Firemen and other government employee's for using dog food in their Spaghetti, or Taco's due to the soaring cost of fast food while he and his Tribunes and Centurons all eat all you can eat ' Hell Burgers,' instead of McDonalds Quarter Pounders with Cheese, where he got the idea from his friend the mayor of LA, makes me wish I had Oliver North's ' Ollie Burger,' instead ?

'Mad Max,' Hey Mr. Gibson I hear before you became an actor you got beat up and mugged of which the old Pope John Paul, helped you get your face back together for Hollywood ? So when you played that Highway Patrol State Trooper, did they know you ate 'Dinky Dog Food,' from a can like they used to have Prince Albert ?

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