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Thursday, 24 March 2011

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What a Wonderful Game

(With apologies to Louis Armstrong)

I see fields of green
The crowd's alight
It's just the latest
Old Firm fight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game

I see shirts of blue
And shorts of white
The funny handshake
The pants hitched up tight
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game

The colours of the ref's cards
So pretty on the pitch
A yellow card for diving
A red for gbh
I see players shaking hands
Saying "Awfully well done"
They're really saying
"You're for it son"

I see agents come
And agents go
They might earn more
Than the taxman will know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game
And I think to myself
What a wonderful game........Oh Yeh?


(Weiss/Douglas, arranged by anonymous)

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