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Monday, 21 March 2011

image for President Obama Links His Rio Trip, "March Madness," and The St. Patrick's Day White House Barbecue Picnic To More Jobs The Brazilian Rain Forest which Michelle and the Obama daughters will visit while President Obama conducts official business.

WASHINGTON - President Obama has responded to the venomous assaults leveled at him by GOPicky Magazine.

The president informed GOPM's Amos Soursuckle, 59, that he did not appreciate him pointing out all that BS about him and his family flying down to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil to get away from the heat that he has been receiving for filling out an NCAA "March Madness" Tournament bracket card.

President Obama's picks to make the "Final Four" are Kansas, Duke, Pittsburgh, and Ohio State.

When asked who he felt would be the eventual champion he sat back in his Oval Office chair, cracked his knuckles, took a bite out of his 'Run It Through The Garden" Pizza and answered Kansas.

He was quick to add, "I do declare dem Jayhawk fellers can sho nuff run like da damn ass wind, and they can flat out dribble da effen ball faster than Kirstie Alley can put away a family size bag of M&M's and dat's what I be talkin' about y'all."

He was asked about the St. Patrick's Day Barbecue Picnic which he held at the White House at a cost to the taxpayers of $39,000. He replied that he does not feel that he has to apologize for providing some of his Irish voters with a nice place to spend their wonderful holiday.

He also looked at it as an appropriate way to show his appreciation to the Irish voters for voting for him when they could just have easily voted for one of their own, Senator John "Comb Over" McCain.

The president then said that he did want to get serious for a few moments. He stated that the Rio trip, the NCAA "March Madness" tournament bracket pick, and the St. Patrick's Day White House Barbecue are all part of running the White House.

He noted that no one, and especially no writer for GOPicky Magazine said diddly squat when President Bush used to fly down to his Texas ranch every single solitary weekend.

He even brought out the fact that on three occasions, Bush even flew three of his beef cattle from his Texas ranch in Air Force One to Washington D.C. so that they could be barbecued and used at three different state dinners for the presidents of Scotland, Laos, and Upper Shambutu.

The president then presented written documentation that his trip to Brazil, his advertising of "March Madness," and his St. Patrick's Day White House Barbecue Picnic has already resulted in adding 117 new jobs into the American job market.

When Oprah Winfrey got wind of what Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine had written she sent him a copy of a personal check for $39,000 that she had made out to The United States of America.

On Soursuckle's copy she attached a note which read: "Mr. Soursucky, this here $39,000 check will cover da friggin cost of da St. Patrick's Day White House Barbecue Picnic - so I will thank ya ta now shut your racist ass you whining little sidesaddle riding beatch cowgirl."

In news coming out of LaLaLand. When Paris Hilton was asked if she knew what "March Madness" was she reportedly replied "Well duh, of course I do. It's when the kids in the snow states get all upset and mad because the snow has melted and they cannot use their snow sleds anymore.

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