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Thursday, 17 March 2011

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Jordan has been on a bender with new squeeze Leandro. The glamour model was dressed to kill in killer leopard skin boots and a sexy golden dress. Her and her entourage partied to dawn in a London nightclub. One of her posse was arrested by police for spitting at a camera man.

The glamour girl aka Katie Price does not let the grass grow under her feet and has already moved on from Alex Reid and the hunt is on for daddy no 3.

She had posted a series of loved-up photographs with new squeeze male model Leandro and is seriously in for the 'kill'. Her children must be confused with so many 'daddies' around.

Katie was seen purchasing a pregnancy test and said that she was hoping her beefcake male model had inseminated her and that she was in the pudding club. Jordan is like a snake who 'closes its cover before striking'.

Despite discarding her men like a snake discards its skin Jordan has never been more popular. She is as common as muck and the British public love her to bits.

She is threatening to do one of her transvestite style song routines for Comic Relief and she told the very 'unfunny' Comedy Dave to keep a seat warm for in Chris Moyles studio. She is furious that Peter Andre took time off from baby sitting the kids to do an interview live for Comic Relief with beauty Fern Cotton.

Jordan has forgotten about poor loser Alex Reid and he has gone to lick his wounds at his mum's house.

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