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Tuesday, 8 March 2011

image for Pamela Anderson Explains Why She Is Moving From 'Hard Core Porn Movies' To 'Soft Core Porn Movies' Pamela Anderson says that she would love to appear on "The Vampire Diaries." (Photo courtesy of Sen. John McCain).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Pamela Anderson who has appeared in Playboy Magazine more than any other woman recently sat down with Left Coast Mirror Magazine's Tequila Tallyho and cleared up some things she felt needed clearing up.

Pam pointed out that she was born in Canada and not in Laos like so many supermarket tabloids have erroneously reported.

She also wanted to set the record straight by saying that she has never wanted to be a boy, nor has she ever been a boy like the grocery store tabloid Say What wrote in nine different issues in 2010.

Anderson also told Tequila that she has not now nor has she ever referred to her hooha as Betty Booper. She giggled and said that she understands that, that particular rumor was started by that English fairy Sir Elton John or as he prefers to be known now that he has given birth to a baby Lady Ellen John.

Pammy, as she is called by her ex-secret boyfriend Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell stated that she knows from very good unnamed, reliable, sources that a lot of the false rumors about her have come from ex-husbands Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.

Anderson said that Kid Rock actually succeeded in doing something that no man had ever done before and that was in taking away her self-esteem. She elaborated by saying that he would tell her to look in the mirror and then he would say that Courtney Love and even Amy Winehouse were prettier than her.

Once he even said that Madonna was prettier than her and that really hurt her self-worth bad because in her opinion there isn't an uglier woman anywhere except for maybe Andy Dick.

Tallyho asked Pam if she was still planning on making hard core films. She smiled and said that she had decided not to and to concentrate on making soft core films instead.

When Tequila asked why, Anderson, who is 43, took off her blouse and bra and then her shorts and bikini thongs and stood in front of Miss Tallyho posing like she was Paris Hilton.

Tequila's eyes got the size of ping pong balls.

Pam asked, "You see why, now?"

"Ye ye ye yes" replied a flustered Tallyho.

Pamela Anderson says that she did get some of her self-pride back when she appeared on Dancing With The Stars. She recently stated that she would like to appear on 'The Vampire Diaries,' 'The Bill O'Reilly Show,' and on 'The Weather Channel.'

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