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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

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Charlie Sheen told a close friend, who happens to be a Spoof Writer (and prefers to remain anonymous)that he would really like to try his hand at writing for The Spoof.

When asked if he'll be choosing a 'pen name' he answered,

"No, I need all the publicity and 'friends' I can get at present.
I'm sure my stories would have so many views and ratings that I would be Top Writer within the week.

There's nothing to it as far as I can see. You just prattle on about stoopid stuff. I've done so MUCH stoopid stuff I'd just write it on my laptop and submit it for publication. Yeah! I'll beat those Spoofers into a cocked hat. I'm the best.

As I said during my recently interview, "My drug of choice is 'Charlie Sheen'. I'm thinking of marketing it. People could do a lot worse that have ME as a role model. At least I'm not going around killing people or designing missiles of mass destruction.

Also I've never worn a tutu over my pants like Elton John did the other night. I've never had a 'wardrobe' malfunction. Nor have I ever slagged off any of the Spoof Writers.
I'm basically a nice guy.

No-one knows what's the truth or what's not when I open my mouth. Most times I don't even know myself.

I think .....well...sometimes I do!

So look out for me over at the Spoof very soon. Mind you, I have to learn how to use a computer first and how to type fast.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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