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Sunday, 27 February 2011

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Today's News With Rush Limbo

"Back from a weekend. Great golf round with former VP, Dick Cheney. Only managed to clip my ear with a three iron. That as before he threw it into the lake where he had just hit three straight balls. Oh well, it'll grow back and the stitches will be removed Friday.

President Obama had a Motown Music Night....while the country continues to go to hell in a hand basket. Justin Bieber was there. Maybe Lady Gaga. Great Motown favorites. I hear Smokey Robinson walked out after three straight white acts.

General Gadhafi is raging after President Obama. Says he knows for sure that Obama was part-Arab and born in Kenya. The General is frustrated because he can't blow up his own oilfields. The FOX News Network has offered him asylum if he'll come and be a regular on their nightly news.

Ever hear of "Ginger Abuse"? It claims that redheaded people are the most-likely to be bullied at school. Often, dummies of Howdy Doody are left hung in the hallways and lockers of redheads.

Sarah Palin is visiting India. She says she's always supported native Americans and that she will bring them a message from the Eskimo people in Alaska.

Colonel Gadhafi now says the protesters there are all on drugs. Also, the Governor of Wisconsin claims that the protesters there have eaten some bad cheese. Others are just out to celebrate winning the Super Bowl.

Some states in the US say they may reduce speed limits to save oil. In a symbolic gesture, actor Robert Pattinson has offered to reduce the amount of oil in his hair.

Now there's a rumor that former President George Bush's recent book was ghost written by Dick Cheney.

That couple that were rescued from being trapped for four days after the latest big Global Warming snowstorm say they survived on jelly beans. The odd part, all four of them came out with Ronald Reagan hairstyles. Asked about their ordeal, one gentleman stated..."Well...you know it depends...now how was that again?"

President Obama's healthcare bill is now being condemned by a few democrats. They say that it won't work. That if people refuse to pay for it, they will be fined. If they won't pay, they will be jailed. However, once they go to jail they get free health care. Besides, where are you going to jail 100 million people?

Supreme Court Judge Thomas will be calling in later today for a few words for us.....very few words if it's like his call-in last year.

We'll be back after these commercials and Obama spoof."


"Back from a weekend. Great golf round with former VP, Dick Cheney. Only managed to clip my ear with a three iron. That as before he threw it into the lake where he had just hit three straight balls. Oh well, it'll grow back and the stitches will be removed Friday.

President Obama had a Motown Music Night....while the country continues to go to hell in a hand basket. Justin Bieber was there. Maybe Lady Gaga. Great Motown favorites. I hear Smokey Robinson walked out after three straight white acts.

General Gadhafi is raging after President Obama. Says he knows for sure that Obama was part-Arab and born in Kenya. The General is frustrated because he can't blow up his own oilfields. The FOX News Network has offered him asylum if he'll come and be a regular on their nightly news.

Ever hear of "Ginger Abuse"? It claims that redheaded people are the most-likely to be bullied at school. Often, dummies of Howdy Doody are left hung in the hallways and lockers of redheads.

Sarah Palin is visiting India. She says she's always supported native Americans and that she will bring them a message from the Eskimo people in Alaska.

Colonel Gadhafi now says the protesters there are all on drugs. Also, the Governor of Wisconsin claims that the protesters there have eaten some bad cheese. Others are just out to celebrate winning the Super Bowl.

Some states in the US say they may reduce speed limits to save oil. In a symbolic gesture, actor Robert Pattinson has offered to reduce the amount of oil in his hair.

Now there's a rumor that former President George Bush's recent book was ghost written by Dick Cheney.

That couple that were rescued from being trapped for four days after the latest big Global Warming snowstorm say they survived on jelly beans. The odd part, all four of them came out with Ronald Reagan hairstyles. Asked about their ordeal, one gentleman stated..."Well...you know it depends...now how was that again?"

President Obama's healthcare bill is now being condemned by a few democrats. They say that it won't work. That if people refuse to pay for it, they will be fined. If they won't pay, they will be jailed. However, once they go to jail they get free health care. Besides, where are you going to jail 100 million people?

Supreme Court Judge Thomas will be calling in later today for a few words for us.....very few words if it's like his call-in last year.

We'll be back after these commercials and Obama spoof."

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