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Thursday, 24 February 2011

The United Nations passed a resolution last night condemning Muammar Ghadaffi. It was the strongest condemnation in the history of the UN.It reads in Part:

Oh, be careful little ears, what you hear
For the Father Up above,
Is looking down in love,
So be careful little ears
what you hear.

Oh, be careful little eyes, what you see,
For the Father up above,
is looking down in love,
So be careful little eyes
What you hear.

Oh, be careful little mouth, what you say
For the Father up above,
Is looking down in love,
So be careful little
mouth what you say.

Oh, be careful little hands, what you do
For the Father up above,
Is looking down in love,
So be careful little hands
What you do

Oh, be careful little feet where you go
For the Father up above,
Is looking down in love,
So be careful little feet,
Where you go.

Oh, be careful little mind what you think
For the Father up above,
Is looking down in love,
So be careful little mind,
What you think.

Oh, be careful little heart what you love
For the Father up above,
Is looking down in love,
So be careful little heart,
What you love.

The spokesman concluded and looked directly at Ghadaffi who was sitting in what was left of the Libyan delegation. He said, "Muammar, we could feel a whole lot better about this thing if you would tell us where you got that 'good shit' you've been smoking."

Ghadaffi strode to the podium In canary yellow robes and a flamingo pink Fez. He spoke in perfect English: "Fuck you and the camel you rode in on!" He then looked up at the ceiling with a glazed look In his eyes and ranted for six hours. He stopped,looked at audience and again spoke in English:

"The King of Africa is not a bitter man. The King of Africa is a good man. I come to make piece. I have for each and everyone one of you here a nickel bag of the finest shit you've even seen and a pipe made out of a camel's nose!" Ghadaffi started to leave the podium amidst thundering applause and turned back to the podium. He smiled and spoke: "You like my cute outfit? Wearing it to Mardi Gras in the Big Easy!"

In related news, the UN cafeteria reported they had run out of chips and dip, brownies, pop tarts, and Ho Ho's at the end of the day. Tyrie Jones, a cafeteria employee stated, "I never seen such munchie crazed dudes in my life. Must be some kind of shit floatin around here!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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