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Tuesday, 22 February 2011

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Today's News With Rush Limbo!

"In Utah, scientists building the largest anteater trap ever. I'm sorry, that's antimatter trap ever.

Meanwhile in Libya, Colonel Gadhafi vows to "fight to the death. To die a farter!" I'm sorry, that should be a martyr!

I get my hearing straightened out and my eyes are failing me.

No wonder, these aren't my glasses. Turdly, you have my glasses. These are yours. You're in the wrong room.

Egyptian workers flee Libya into Morocco after being chased out of Egypt! Morocco reporting riots there!

Two hundred and Fifty four mobile homes running all over the roads and down the hillsides in Arkansas after yet another earth tremble. One worker at a Tool & Die factory killed after the earth shook a tool off a shelf and caused him to die.

You put that last one in there didn't you Turdly? I've heard that before. OK OK! I didn't actually hear it. I've READ that somewhere before.

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