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Sunday, 20 February 2011

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To the tune of "I Will Survive" :


Once we had money coming out our ears

Being skint would never be one of our fears

We had an inexhaustible supply of David Murray's dough

We could even pay £12 million for Tore Andre Flo

Now we are skint

We've got feck all

Its through the lower leagues in England

We now have to trawl


No more signing rejects from the top leagues abroad

No longer can we offer players a sports car and a wad


Now we are skint

We've said that twice

We've even gone to Welfare Rights

To get some debt advice

But even though we're sticking to a debt repayment plan

We'll still manage to finish above the glorious Sons of Dan

We're Billy Boys

Simply the Best


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