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Sunday, 13 February 2011

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The Queen is not amused by the latest departure from Royal decorum as a grahic novel with Superheroes Prince William and Kate Middleton are shown stripping in guises similar to Batman and Spiderman.

'There must be some dignity, William' she told her grandson as he climbed on the ceiling and waved his wings.

'Don't worry Grandma. This is a new age and you've got to be in it to know it. This is fine stuff. A good joke.'

Prince Philip felt his position as Royal Comic was at risk from this new phenomenon. 'Blast the boy. I can actually do things. This is all pretence.'

Charles is also worried. 'These games remind me of something lost in the distant past. I know, The Queen of Hearts that's it. It reminds me of the games Diana played. William you must beware of the Spencer heritage. It will endanger our credibility.'

'But Kate and I are 100% for this stuff and that graffitti of the ***king Wedding had Kate laid out with laughter.'

'It is not becoming to a future monarch' insisted the Queen. 'They will be making Henry the Eighth sytle sex romps about you soon. How will Kate feel about that?'

'She's easy, Grandma.'

'Easy! I've heard about these easy girls. We can't afford another Diana style romance, you know.'

'Kate's OK Grandma. She would never damage the Firm.'

'After your father William - I couldn't bear another scandal. The shock would kill me.'

'All we have is a bit of jokey publicity. It is not the end of the world.'

'I just hope it is not the end of the Monarchy'. The Queen stormed from the room passing an ashen Charles as she flew away shooting into the air in an incadescent rage.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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