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Friday, 11 February 2011

Glamour girl Katie Price, formally known as Jordan, has been out showing her wild side. She has gone out draped in a black acrylic jacket and tight leopard skin leggings.

Katie Price resembles Jane Fonda in 1000 years BC; she is glamourous and sexy and she looks as if she is looking for a handsome hunk of a caveman to come and carry her off to his cave.

Katie has been celebrating her divorce from the inscrutable one Alex Reid; he of the Roxanne alter ego.

The message is clear she is saying, "I am all woman, come and get me I am young fertile and available". Jordan is a wealthy powerful woman and she does not need a man to provide for her. Hence she would be better off finding an alpha male, for example, a first division footballer who would be in the same league as her.

The only trouble is that most alpha male footballers are attracted to beautiful star-struck girls who worship the ground they tread on.

Jordan likes to be the boss and is the assertive one in all her relationships; what she says goes and it is not negotiable.

To be like that and not consider other peoples feelings and emotions makes it hard for her to empathise with others. She is selfish and has no consideration for any one else and finds it hard to imagine how hurt they must really feel inside.

Poor Alex has been devastated by Jordan's unfaithfulness to him and the way she has reverted to being a party girl. She has let him stay in her house under sufference and completely ignores him and does her own thing.

Jordan has lost all interest in Alex, she does not love him, she just wants to see the back of him.

It makes you wonder what will happen to those three adorable kids. Princess is already being made to wear makeup like her mum and go with her for her beauty treatments. This little girl is going to grow up thinking that the only thing that matters is your appearance.

Alex seemed to have genuine feelings for Jordan but they have been made a mockery of and he has been ridiculed for his loyalty to Jordan.

It was only that he realised that he had been discarded by Jordan like an old shoe which was of no importance at all that Alex saw how self-obsessed and selfish she was.

There marriage was a farce and it lasted less than a year. Obviously Jordan didn't really enter into the marriage as a contract for life.

Alex is only entitled to any money that has been made over the previous year. He is entitled to half of the three million they earned together,

In future it would be better if Jordan signed a pre-nuptial in case history repeated itelelf agiain

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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