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Tuesday, 18 January 2011

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This morning, our Spoof reporter, Inchcock Chambers, was doing his laundry at this local launderette (the police has fininshed the break-in investigation, and the windows have been boarded up), and overheard the following from a young lady in the shop.

He thought perhaps someone could work out what the conversation actually applied to, and inform him please?

The young lady answered the incoming call:

"Yea"
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"Dunno"
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"Innit"
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"No, well hamstered!"
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"Worrabart luka?"
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"Nang!"
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"Yea, plenty o' bait bummage too!"
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"No, *uck um, ain't gerrin up that early!"
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"The helicopters ut college are easy, hella soft, they'll beleeve mi!"


There were many more terms he did not understand, but these above are the only ones he can recall with certainty.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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