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Saturday, 1 January 2011

image for Wikisquirts release: More Entries from Amy Winehouse's Diary A picture of Amy's thoughts?? Probably close.

As promised our WikiSquirts London Bureau has uncovered more entries from the teenage diary of drug-addled pop star Amy Winehouse.

You'll remember these entries were from a as yet unauthenticated diary from the trash can or as they say in jolly ole England "rubbish bin" in front of the Norfolk-Suffolk borders, Ellingham Hall, where Julian Assange is currently spending his "house arrest" attending orgies and cock fights.

This is the second release of entries from that filthy (and I mean it's actually filthy in the sense that it was covered in "bangers and mash") journal:

--"henery the eight I am, I am, henery the eight I am... fuck my life is worthless"

--"had to shag my boyfriend and his brother 'cause I lost at a drinkin' game. They wanted me to snog [Squirts def. make out] with their sister than but I told them to BUG OFF - what do they think I'm a WHORE!"

--"chatted up my next door neighbors cousin. I fancy his... thinness and track marks"

--"my dad burped tonight at dinner and I could swear it smelled of cock! and I know what that smells like"

--"ran into Charlotte and asked her "you been havin' it off with Malcolm have ya?" and like her fuckin' lying nob mother and said she's savin' it for the right boy - what a fucking riot! I know shes already got a leg over with Willie the mail man. I had a pull with that slapper and he told me everything!!!! total perv"

--"shall I toss or shark tonight?? God I hate sex"

Our London Bureau indicates there is more to follow it's just that our source is having trouble pulling the pages apart without ripping them???

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