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Wednesday, 29 December 2010

image for Elton John Calls His Son Jesus 'Cause He Likes the Name Jesus, he likes to go out sailing

A Tribute to Elton John's New Son, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John:

(For all those folks who sing along at the top of their lungs and 'think' they know all the words)

Levon wears his wahoo like a clown
Calls his child Jesus
Cause he likes the name
And he senses it's the finest school in town

And Jesus, he wants to go to Jeee-suhs,
Leavin' Levon far behinds
Spend his time counting peasants
in the garrets by the (something-something).

He was born a popper in a pond
On a Christmas day
And the New York Times said poppa's dead
I'll be helpin a helpin hand today

And the child said Levon
And the child is a good man
And the child said Levon
I can get you on the family plan

And the child said Levon
And the child is a good man

We shall see Levon

Levon, Levon likes his money
He makes a lot they say
Spends it all on sailing
On the boat in the motorcade

And Jesus, he likes to go (unintelligible)
Leaving Levon far behind
Take his balloons and go sailing
While Levon Levon shows his smiles.

He was born a popper to a pond
Ona Christmas day and the New York Times
Said Poppa's dead
I'll be helpin a helpin hand today

And the child said levon
And the child said good man
And the child said levon
I can get you on the family plan
And the child said Levon
And the child said what plan
We shall see Levon.

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