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Sunday, 26 December 2010

image for The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks Of 2010 A spilt glass of Robitussin on The Rocks. (Photo courtesy of Charlie Sheen).

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their annual list of The 10 Most Unpopular Adult Drinks of The Year.

Magazine editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 87, stated that this year Adult Beverage Magazine received survey forms from 13,832 readers from 49 states, with a total of 791 alcoholic drinks that they deemed to be the most unpopular.

Brouhahaburger said that he and two of his assistants tallied the results and arrived at the final ten.

The Ten Most Unpopular Drinks of 2010

  1. Robitussin On The Rocks
  2. Rum and Coke and Crack
  3. Sir Elton John Fruity Daiquiri
  4. Whiskey Madonna Sour
  5. Clay Aiken Sidesaddle Mint Julep
  6. Bahama Mama Obama
  7. White Powdered Shirley Temple
  8. Heidi Montag Buttery Nipples Mimosa Shooter
  9. Ann Coulter Creme de Menthe on The GOP Rocks
  10. Margarita Bikini Taco

One drink that received honorable mention because it was by far the most unpopular drink in Southern California was Tequila Sunrise on Kirstie Alley's Thighs.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: None of the Adult Beverage Magazine readers in the state of Utah submitted any survey forms due to the fact that, as everyone knows, Mormons do not drink.]

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