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Monday, 20 December 2010

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'Daily Mirror £100,000 Littlewoods.com Christmas Giveaway - Five Wii black consoles and Michael Jackson: The Experience games to be won'

This headline in the Daily Mirror could be construed as a tad racist. Five Wii black consoles mentioned in the same sentence as Michael Jackson seems a little bit Politically incorrect. Or maybe I am merely over-reacting?

I mean though, why black? Michael would be turning in his grave if he was able to. He'd be moon-dancing through the cementry in and out of the gravestones, frantically waving his sparkly glove in the air whilst continuing to wear his trousers at 'half mast'.

I never did understand why he didn't just buy NEW clothes with all the money he had. He was beginning to look a lot like Pee Wee Herman last time I saw the pair of them.

Seems they had a lot in common. I sure if Michael had lived, he would have become great friends with Pee Wee. It was 'in the cards' so to speak.

I digress. Is it a racist competition or am I becoming too sensitive? Answers on a postcard please.

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