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Wednesday, 15 December 2010

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WikiPours have issued another leaked cable. This time it is from America's CIA to Britain's MI5.

Top Secret. 'Organise the return of Tony Blair to Premiership 2011. What is needed for this?'

'First he has to become an M.P. again. This can be through a bye election if a Labour M.P. from a safe seat dies.'

'We are not waiting'

'Right. Understood. Then Tony has to be elected as leader of the Labour Party.'

'Problems?'

'Should be manageable with the media deluge of opinion and news.'

'Fine. And then?'

'There has to be an election which Labour win outright,'

'Can you manage that?'

'With the media it could be done. But we have a problem.'

'Yes?'

'Blair is not popular because of the Iraq War.'

'We will fix that.'

'It will need more than media on that one.'

'Wait for it. We sense Weapons of Mass Destruction are about to be found in an Iraq bunker.'

'It all seems fairly clear then.'

'Just don't let anyone find out!'

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