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Sunday, 12 December 2010

image for Subo fanatics go to great lengths - even getting plastic surgery to look more like their idol Still going strong...the Red Scarf Brigade

I have a lot to thank Subo and her fanatics for. I have just looked back over òld stories....to find that the Subo stories received the most ratings of any others I have written.

Thank you Susan - thank you all you red scarved fanatics. I couldn't have done it without you.


I hear the true fanatics are all still going at it too. Many have actually had plastic surgery to make them look more like Susan, facially, and most are taking 'Speech Therapy' lessons in order to get that Scottish accent of hers 'down pat'. They found that merely trying to imitate the actors on 'Monarch of the Glenn' just wasn't enough.

Well, they have pots of money, so why not.

It has been said that a number of fanatics had to be hospitalized last week after Susan appeared on The View and messed up her song. Didn't seem to bother Susan herself, but her fanatics went ballistic. No-one noticed at first because most of them do strange things on a daily basis, but after hearing his wife sobbing uncontrollably for 3 days straight, one of the Subo fanatics' husband called for help.

It seems his wife was not the ONLY distraught fanatic so the husbands planned a mass intervention and then chartered a jet and packed them all off to The Priory Clinic in London. That is the only place they agreed to go to( after filming a mini-series of
Intervention.)

One of them told our reporter that they had really been upset but not for too long. They'd always wanted to visit The Priory and so they concocted a plan to make sure they got there.

One fanatic even admitted to putting something in Susan's lemonade in the Green Room, just before she went on stage to be interviewed on 'The View'.

The lengths they will go to, never ceases to amaze.

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