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Saturday, 4 December 2010

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Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin
Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree
She said we don't need no socialistic
Brainwash in the land of the free

She'd been drinkin' lots of strong tea
Sarah wandered out the door
Grabbed her rifle from the pickup
And she swaggered on to settle up a score

We found Santa in the mornin'
Face-down in the Alaska snow
Sarah said to us, "Gosh, darn it
Ya know that stinkin' commie had to go!"

Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin
Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree
She said we don't need no socialistic
Brainwash in the land of the free

"When I looked outside my window
There he was, clear as a bell
Santa takin' off from Russia
Bent on makin' 'Merica into Red Hell."

"Don't be fooled, that friendly fat man
Dressed in his commie-lovin' suit
Santa, kids, he's really Satan
Corruptin' you with redistributed loot!"

Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin
Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree
She said we don't need no socialistic
Brainwash in the land of the free

Now there's nothin' on the table
Nothin' in the bank account
Junior, better light a candle
Our bill is late, they've shut the power out

We don't pay no stinkin' taxes
Though there is that user fee
Not that we have jobs to pay it
But, by God, at least we know we're free!

Santa got shot down by Sarah Palin
Flyin' over Alaska, yes sirree
She said we don't need no socialistic
Brainwash in the land of the free

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When she is not composing adorable Christmas ditties to be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer," Amethyst Ryder is busy working on finishing her novel still in progress.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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