Spiritualist meeting

I attended my first spiritualist meeting today at a local village hall. I was not sure what to expect, when in burst a tall man with a grey beard..he was carrying it, apparently he found it outside ! He welcomed us all and said "Tonight we will be discussing the occult and the supernatural, and im even going to spice things up a bit with some sex...tell me, has anyone here ever had sex with a ghost !" The room went deathly quiet until a small bald man said, in a faltering voice "I have". Quick as a flash the man was lifted onto the stage to everyones excitement. "So, youve had sex with a ghost" The small man went bright red and said....god how embarrassing, I THOUGHT YOU SAID GOAT !!! Well I laughed so much, my hair caught fire.