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Saturday, 27 November 2010

A teenager has been arrested in the US state of Oregon after allegedly plotting to carry out a car bomb attack at a Christmas tree lighting ceremony, potentially killing over 500 people. However, FBI had intercepted the bomb and stopped the attack.

What do you think?

Mike Thornes - Mobile (Burger-flipper) - "See! It's them moosulems. They want to attack of freedoms! All of them moosulems! I don't care if some of them hate terrorism, it's all a fancy disguise!"

Faisal Khan - Manhattan (Medical Doctor) - "Oh great. Just great. Thanks a lot! Pushing the progress we Muslims have made in America back five years! 'We're not violent' we say, and then you go and attempt to attack some innocent people. GREAT! Who's gonna get mugged or racially abused? Me and my family. Fucking imbecile."

Marth Kirk - San Fransisco (Secret Tea Party Terrorist) - "Excellent. When the people will be angry at them Muslims, we shall strike on public buildings, and then they'll blame all the Muslim people! My plan will succeed. And the Tea Party shall rise from the wreakage of America! MWHAHHHHAAAHAH!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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