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Monday, 22 November 2010

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Ladies (and drag queens etc.. if you are drooling over the photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Icon of fashion and wish to copy her 'wardrobe', just take a walk down your local hightstreet and visit the clothing stores, photos of her in hand. You are sure to find similar outfits at much cheaper prices.

If you are Canadian (or American?), pick up your latest edition of Sear's Fall and Winter catalogue and play 'match up' with the photos and the items for sale in the catalogue.

I'm sure this goes for 'any' clothing catalogue.

I would post the photos and pictures of various outfits side by side here at the Spoof, but copyright won't allow it.

It's amazing, to me, that people are drooling over her simple, buy stylish clothing. Let's face it - if WE had a figure like hers (and some of you probably 'have') then we'd look great in 'anything' too.

Lady G.

Footnote: If you send me the material, your measurements and a photo of the dress you want. I'm a pretty good seamstress. I'll 'run you one up'. After all, we don't get paid for these articles :) Jack of all trades I am!

Edit: It shows how much Spoof Readers CARE about Kate Middleton. Not ONE has put an order in yet. Not even Skoob.

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