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Tuesday, 16 November 2010

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Dear Bonnie Contention,

I'm just about to marry Prince William. TBH I'm shitting myself. I mean, just look what happened to his Mum. I don't want to end up in a tunnel in Paris. Do you have any advice for me?

Yours nervously, Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor.


Dear Her Royal Highness Princess Catherine of Bangor,


I am a big fan of lubrication. It makes things run more smoothly, you can last longer and enjoy every second rather than anticipating perhaps a less comfortable moment in sex. Every day I meet people purchasing their first bottle of lube. Sometimes it is older women who approach me, their bodies not producing lubricant like they used to. Other times I have young women who, by some chance, discovered the joys of wetter sex. It is a pleasure to talk about the various types of lubricants we offer, helping them locate what they think it should feel like. Hope this helps! Bonnie.

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