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Monday, 15 November 2010

Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, David Cameron has inisisted that his nation will remain a major world player on the world economic stage and on a military level.

What do you think?

Elizabeth Rayner, 23, York (IT Consultant) - "I know Shakespeare said all the world's a stage, well then Cameron is an actor."

Eloise Offen, 30, Wolverhampton (Urban muti-passanger transportational device operator [inner-city bus driver]) - "Woah, waoh! My time machine worked! I'm in 1912!"

Vincent Cable, 45, Westminister (Civil servant) - "Well, in these tough economic times, we have the nation's youth to go to university and push our economy fowa...oh right. Them tuition fee increases. Whoops."

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